Prussia: How to Be Awesome

How to be Awesome, like Me!

Hey, guys! It's the awesome me! Sorry I couldn't post stuff up earlier, my computer caught a virus and West isn't letting me borrow his for some inane reason. Whatever.

You want to learn how to be awesome, right? 'Course you do! There's nothing better than being awesome! Unless, you're the most awesome person on the face of the planet but that's me, of course!

So, without further ado, here are five tips that I've come up with to help you losers become so awesome!

1. NEVER hang around with people!
Seriously? People suck. They'll only bring you down and try to steal your awesomeness! I guarantee that you will be much happier alone! Being with others should be avoided at all costs.

2. DON'T GET MARRIED!
Nooooooo! I don't care if you love this person or whatever! DO NOT MARRY THEM! You'll practically become their slave for life and they'll force you to do stupid things with them! Plus, this means that you'll have to SHARE your awesomeness with them, thus having less for yourself! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

3. Keep a journal FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE!
Yes, when people get you down, you should use a journal to remind yourself how awesome you are. Also, DO NOT CALL IT A DIARY! The word "diary" is lame and stupid and GIRLY and journal sounds so much more awesome!

4. NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT
If you back down from a fight, it will make you seem weak and stupid and totally LAME! Plus, if you keep fighting, people will think - no, they will know that you're awesome!

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5.

Hold on, you actually think that you could become awesome! A silly person like you HAHA! That's hilarious! Why am I even wasting my time writing this thing? There's absolutely no way that someone like you could possibly become awesome-

Oh, crap! That snooty aristocrat's back, and I have to get off his computer before he catches me.

Until next time!

His Awesomeness, Prussia