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Went to see Twilight
I think my brain has just died
I want a refund
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Twilight's Negative Influence
Everyone knows Twilight is very popular, especially among teenage girls and their ability to 'relate' to the series. It is a fantasy story about a normal girl, Bella who falls in love with a vampire named Edward and her other relationship with her friend Jacob, who is a werewolf. However, many people fail to see the variety of issues Bella faces which can affect adolescents in a negative way, especially adolescent girls.
For one thing, Bella leaves her entire family and life behind for Edward. She does not even consider how her family feels, because she is so blinded by her love for Edward.
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Twilight Riot
In honor of the release of "Eclipse" (okay, so that's an ironic statement), I present to you my latest anti-Twilight song. Goes to "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies, as well as "Grapefruit Diet" by Weird Al. Have fun singing along to this!
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I see it in every bookstore
Even on Burger King's front door
Posters, stickers, video games—
Man, it's completely insane!
No matter where I go,
Twilight's staring right back at me
Don't know what I can do
I'm going downright crazy
Twilight riot
(Riot!)
Vampires all over the place
Twilight riot
(Riot!)
Oh, get this malarkey out of my face
Twilight riot
(Riot!)
More than
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We All Don't Like Twilight
Why some girls (or guys) might not like Twilight:
1.We might like guys that are normal, ones that don't sparkle, and/or carry you around on their backs.
2.We might not like guys that are a bit hairy and fall in love with our children… (We usually call those people child molesters.)
3.We might not fancy having little mutant babies eat out of our stomachs.
4.We might like to play baseball in all types of weather, not just thunderstorms.
5.Harry Potter my strike our fancy. (not for everyone I know)
6.We don't like when our boyfriend could be charged with Breaking and Entering.
7.We aren't vegans.
8.Everything about the books co
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This is a little anti-Twilight haiku I had in my mind after seeing Twilight in Nov. 2008. ((Ugh, it was so boring! I swear how fangirls can keep watching that and think its good I have no idea.))
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XD Awesome!