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Prussia: How to Be AwesomeHow to be Awesome, like Me!

Hey, guys! It's the awesome me! Sorry I couldn't post stuff up earlier, my computer caught a virus and West isn't letting me borrow his for some inane reason. Whatever.

You want to learn how to be awesome, right? 'Course you do! There's nothing better than being awesome! Unless, you're the most awesome person on the face of the planet but that's me, of course!

So, without further ado, here are five tips that I've come up with to help you losers become so awesome!

1. NEVER hang around with people!
Seriously? People suck. They'll only bring you down and try to steal your awesomeness! I guarantee that you wi

Candles AustriaxHungaryHungary sat in the middle of the floor of in the home she and Roderich shared together. Hugging a picture frame to her chest, she silently let out a few tears. Roderich had yet again promised her that they would go out together, but yet again, he had broken his promise. Hungary counted quietly how many times this had been. Three times now, three times she was alone in the mansion, sitting alone, crying. What was with him? There wasn't anything wrong with her, right? Hungary racked her brain for any possible flaws with her, but, not to be conceited, could not think of one reason why Roderich would not like her.

The power lines went out
And

APH - FATTY FATTY 8DFATTY FATTY

Matthew received the call on his personal phone at three in the morning.

He groaned in annoyance, one hand moving to rub harshly down his face as if trying to wipe it off, the other reaching to clumsily grab his cell phone off the nightstand.

"Mrumphlehsfdgh??" He asked, which was surprisingly coherent for him this early in the morning (especially without his beloved Tim Horton's coffee).

"Mattie!" The voice of his idiot brother shouted over the phone. "I really, really need your help!"

Even in Matthew's sleep addled state, he could sense there was a problem. Alfred's voice was slightly different than usual. He sounded…

After the Storm.: Austria :.
Hungary tensed at the sight of him as he entered her hospital room. "Take one step closer and I'll kill you, Roderich," she snapped. He sat down next to her on a conveniently placed chair. He jumped up in surprise; the chair was the host of another guest. He gasped as he held up a familiar black box. "The ring is in there. I don't want it anymore."
"Easier said than done in your condition," he replied, gesturing to the numerous bandages that covered her body and ignoring her second statement. She narrowed her eyes and sank back into her bed, helpless and well aware of it.
"Why did you hold back?" Hungary recovered quickly an

AMERICA DESTROYS MATHAMERICA IS FINALLY A HERO AND KILLS KOREA MATH

One shiny, happy day America came up with an idea to give the world less suck. And this plan was not stupid, for once. Even England agreed it was genius, and when England agrees with America you know some shit is going down.

What was this wondrous plan? Get rid of math.

"But how?" America pondered. It took him a long time (like hundreds of years) to find out because of his slow mental processes, but finally he knew.

"I must kill Korea!" He exclaimed in glee. "Everyone knows math originated in Korea!"

And so he and the rest of the world (besides lots of Azn countries because they are all good

094. Last Hope"Austria?" Hungary poked the shoulder of the Austrian, who had fallen asleep on his desk, a couple papers in one hand and an ink pen in the other. "R-Roderich." she sighed, putting a hand behind her head. "You work too hard sometimes."

She looked behind her at the door, which was opposed on both sides by tall and slender book shelves, which held hundreds of leather backed books filled with loose leafed papers and rustic memories. There was no noise within the entire mansion; it'd been so quiet since Italy had left, leaving just Hungary, Austria, and a couple others.

There was a small rustling of papers and a groan, which disturbed the silen

APH + Marble Arch + Marble Arch

"He's gone, Elizaveta"

"No ..."

"He's gone, you can't do anything about it"

"No ... he ... he c-can't be ..."

"He's gone"

"NO!"

Elizaveta fell to her knees, grasping the front of Roderich's trousers. Her pretty face contorted with pain as she cried sorrowfully. Her small hands released the purple fabric and pounded the legs beneath wit

Pol + Bela Take Over The WorldOne day Belarus got turned down when she asked Russia to marry him. Actually, this was every day for her, but this particular day was different because her bee eff eff was sitting right there. Belarus had no idea why this nation in particular was her "BFF", but one day Poland had barged in, given her a makeover that involved lots of glitter, and declared them new bee eff effs.

So today Poland was right there when Russia told her "nyet" yet again. And this made Belarus very sad, but she didn't show it because she is hardcore. So her bff Poland walked her down the road where his ponies were waiting. They were deformed, pastel-coloured, an

APH - How to Annoy AustriaHow to Annoy Austria

1. Hold his piano hostage. In order to get it back, he will have to listen to you playing Mozart and BUTCHERING IT!

2. Or by making him dress up like Lady GaGa.

3. After he gets his piano back, wait until he falls asleep and paint it pink. Afterwards, spraypaint "Prussia wuz here."

4. Send love letters to Prussia under his name.

5. Make him listen to Justin Bieber.

6. Make him listen to Hannah Montana.

7. Actually, just let him listen to pop music period!

8. When he does listen to it, tape his reaction and put it on YouTube.

9. Or give it to Prussia.

10. Tell him he's the worst piano player you've ever heard.

1

AN EPIC LOVE STORYOnce upon a time, Germany was walking through the woods, and he noticed the most curious thing on the forest floor. It was a stick, but not just any ordinary stick. It was a beautiful stick, the most beautiful he had ever seen.

Germany was in love.

"Mein Gott," said Germany. "What a beautiful stick! I shall have dinner with you tonight!"

That night Germany went to one of the most expensive and luxurious restaurants in Berlin. The waiter gave him an odd look as he took their orders, and rolled his eyes when Germany asked for a chair for his stick. But Germany didn't care. All that matter was him and his stick.

Afterwards, Germany and his s

DEN CAN PLAY MAYONAISE C: So, Norway was having this totally awesome day. AND THEN DENMARK HAD TO BREAK DOWN HIS DOOR. AGAIN.
"NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NORGE! NO-"
Norway slapped him across the face, "What is it, Denmark?"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME MAYONAISE IS AN INSTRUMENT?"
"............"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS, BUT I BET I KICK ASS AT PLAYING IT."
RESISTING THE URGE TO SHOOT HIMSELF, HE STARED AT DENMARK.
"......WHAT?" -INSERT DANISH HAPPY FACE-
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE."
AND THEN DENMARK WAS KICKED OUT.
AND THEN HE CAME BACK ASKING

Serendipity: The Violin PlayerSummary: Two boys, two different tales, yet the one same world. What happens when their separate world gets tied together by mere violin strings? Serendipity has never taken a better meaning. Part 1 of the Serendipity series.

A/N: Hello everyone, your moron writer is ba~ack! -brick'd by readers-
Ahem. Anyway, this story is... another USUK... sorry everyone I love you I really do but this is my OTP.. I can't get it out of my system!!! -shrieks-
Anyway, this story is written in... guess who's POV this is~ it's only got Alfred and Arthur as a character!
And this is an AU, a human AU. Just because I love AUs.

It's funny how a room with whit

APH - ProposalIt was the latest most popular movie among women. The story of a man and a woman meeting under a particular circumstance; their lives suddenly being swept into a whirlwind of events leading up to a blossoming romance. Trouble then dared to step into this most precious of relationships, but it eventually led to a quick reconciliation, a sudden proposal, and finally to marriage and a happily ever after.

Typical chick flick.

Hungary absolutely loved it. Austria, not so much, but he acquiesced if only because he knew how much she had looked forward to seeing it. Men never usually had their way when it

APH - They Were Once HisRoderich's house was in chaos.

Not that it had never been an absolute mess before, especially after two great wars. But he had just barely managed to set things right after he was finally left alone again when the crisis struck. Now it seemed as if he had not made any progress at all.

People were everywhere. His once carefully kept gardens were filled with haphazardly set tents that ruined the manicured lawn. The hallways of his once seemingly empty house were filled to the brim with arms and limbs trying to find heat and comfort from the November cold. He was hardly able to play his piano anymore, as the music room was crowded. Even his ow

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Alfred F. Jones HEY. HEY. HEY KIKU.

WHY DID THE BRITISH DUDE CROSS THE ROAD?

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Kiku Honda That's amazing.
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Kiku Honda*Troll face*
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Gilbert Beilschmidt Here's the scenario guys...

I just caught Hungary fist fighting with Romania. Should I:
A)Pull them apart
B)Ignore it
C)Get

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Prussia skipped over to see the dear thing and was soggy to find that she was hurt! A soup had pierced her jolly little head and she whimpered cuddly with the pain.

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APH - The Facebook Wars

by ~Faol-Allaidh, Jun 19, 2010, 9:28:58 PM
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APH - The Facebook Wars

February 14
Elizabeta is celebrating Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day, Roderich! <33 XOXOXOXOXO
Roderich likes this.
Roderich: Happy Valentine's Day!
Gilbert: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI
Roderich: What are you doing here?
Gilbert: LOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSER
Elizabeta: Dammit! I thought I blocked you!
Elizabeta: GET OFF OR I'LL TELL LUDWIG!

Elizabeta has blocked Gilbert.

Gilbert has been banned from Facebook.

March 1
Roderich is getting ready for the March concert.
Elizabeta, Feliciano, and 3 others like this.
Elizabeta: Good luck, sweetie! I know you'll do well!
Roderich: Thank you!
Feliciano: I wanna go! How much are tickets?
Roderich: The prices start at €100.
Feliciano: Aw! I can't go!
Gil: I can take you! ^_^
Feliciano: Really? That'd be great!
Roderich: I thought I blocked you, Gilbert!
Gil: I'm not Gilbert! I'm Gil! Big difference.
Roderich poked Gil.
Elizabeta poked Gil.
Gil poked Roderich.
Gil poked Elizabeta.

Roderich has blocked Gil

March 2
Gil is really awesome today!
Arthur: Seriously, will you stop filling my inbox with your constant status updates? You're almost as bad as Alfred with his hero statuses!
Gil: But Alfred isn't as awesome as I am!
Arthur: >:(
Arthur: LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!
Ivan: I don't mind them, Gilbert. :)
Gil: I THOUGHT I REJECTED YOUR FRIEND REQUEST!!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
Ivan: Oh, I just made Eduard hack into your account and make me your friend. :)

Arthur has broken his friendship with Gil.

Gil has broken his friendship with Ivan.

Gil is so much more awesome than Roderich!
Elizabeta: Pfft. You're pathetic.
Gil: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Elizabeta: RODERICH IS SO MUCH AWESOMER THAN YOU GILBERT, AND YOU KNOW IT! YOU WILL NEVER BE AS AWESOME AS HIM! ACTUALLY, YOU FREAKING SUCK!
Gil: :( Now that's just mean.

Gil has blocked Elizabeta.

March 6
Elizabeta will be in Vienna for a few days! :)
Gil: AWESOME!AWESOME!AWESOME!AWESOME!AWESOME!AWESOME!
Elizabeta has blocked Gil.

Gil has been banned from Facebook.

April 2
Roderich wants some chocolate cake.
Birdy: THEY SEE ME TROLLING! THEY HATING!
Birdy: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
Roderich: Hello, Gilbert.
Birdy: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Birdy: PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!
Roderich: I hate pie. Cake is much better.
Ludwig: Gilbert, seriously, STOP IT! You might get this computer banned from Facebook!
Birdy: West, it's not my fault Ivan sent me a virus.
Ivan: Someone call me? :) :)

April 6
Birdy is waiting to get his awesome computer repaired because he's so awesome!
Elizabeta: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
Birdy: ??? What?
Elizabeta: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Birdy: I still don't get it!
Elizabeta: :D

April 7
Birdy YAY! My computer's all clean!
Elizabeta: [link]
Birdy: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!
Elizabeta: :D

April 8
Birdy His Awesomeness is getting his computer repaired...AGAIN! :-(
Elizabeta: Yay! It worked! :D
Birdy: I hate you...so much.
Elizabeta: :D
Birdy: I thought I blocked you!
Elizabeta: That was on your other account, idiot!
Elizabeta: IDIOT!IDIOT!IDIOT!IDIOT!IDIOT!IDIOT!IDIOT!IDIOT!IDIOT!

Birdy has blocked Elizabeta.

April 11
Birdy Okay! I've equipped my computer with all the latest anti-virus programs! Now nothing can stop me!
Roderich: If you're catching all these viruses, get a Mac, moron.
Eduard and Ivan like this.
Birdy: But Windows are more awesome, you stupid aristocrat!
Vash poked Birdy.
Vash: Then, DON'T CLICK ON EVERY SINGLE PAGE THAT YOU COME ACROSS, YOU IDIOT!
Birdy: WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEUTRAL!
Vash: It's only common sense, which you seem to lack.
Birdy: OMG! YOUR SO MEAN!!!!111111111

Birdy has blocked Roderich.
Birdy has blocked Vash.

Lizzie McGuire: OMG! HERE'S SOME PICTURE OF RODERICH GETTING BEAT UP! [link]
Birdy: WHAT THE HELL?!!!!1111 I'VE BEEN INFECTED AGAIN! :(W_*qhiu4g9

May 2
Roderich is sad.
Birdy likes this.
Elizabeta: What's wrong?
Birdy: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1111
Roderich: They've canceled the Vienna Festival. :'( :'(
Elizabeta: Oh, Roderich!
Birdy: THAT'S AWESOME! I SHOULD GO TO VIENNA TO CELEBRATE!!! XDXDXDXDXD!!!111

Birdy is in an awesome mood!
Lizzie McGuire: OUAGEYILFBHJN:EFVIHKJNBUILYERUIY#UQHG^*#YIU$H#&T$u34y6t490u268814y173y12t4
Birdy: What the hell?
Lizzie McGuire poked Birdy
Lizzie McGuire: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!11111ONEONEONEELEVEN
Birdy: I hate your show!
Birdy poked Lizzie McGuire.
Lizzie McGuire: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Lizzie McGuire: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Birdy: I HATE YOUR SHOW!!11111
Lizzie McGuire: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Birdy: WHO ARE YOU!?!!?!??!1111111
Lizzie MacGuire: Your worst nightmare. ;)

Birdy has blocked Lizzie McGuire.

May 4
Roderich feels slightly better thanks to some Sachertorte! :)
Elizabeta: I see you liked my treat! :)
Roderich: It was very delicious! Thank you!
Elizabeta: You're welcome! *hugs*
Birdy: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizzie McGuire: adfgeb72uh27g5uho2i3h54u2ib5jkb2ugi45
Birdy: OH GREAT IT'S YOU!
Lizzie McGuire: YES! IT'S ME!!1111 :D
Birdy: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Lizzie McGuire: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Roderich is confused.
Roderich has blocked Birdy.
Roderich has reported Birdy

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Later that day, Ludwig decided to go on Facebook to chat with Feliciano. However, when he tried to go to Facebook, this message appeared.

Access Restricted
You are trying to access Facebook from an IP (Internet Protocol) address that has been associated with abusive behavior. You may request to have this block lifted from Facebook by contacting us below.

"GILBERT!"

Gilbert was never allowed on Ludwig's computer ever again.

APH - The Facebook Warsby ~Faol-Allaidh

Fan Art / Fan Fiction

Yay! More Hetalia-randomness!

Anyway, this little monster was inspired by this pic: [link] . And this whole mess was exactly why Prussia was using Austria's computer for my other fic: [link]

I don't own any of the characters mentioned. And I don't own Facebook.

Forgive me if I got some of the Facebook terminology wrong. I don't have a Facebook. <.<

Oh, and I hope you guys know who's pretending to be Lizzie McGuire! XD

BTW, Sachentorte is a kind of chocolate cake originating in Vienna that's not very sweet. Hungary made it to cheer Austria up.