APH - The Facebook Wars
Elizabeta is celebrating Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day, Roderich! <33 XOXOXOXOXO
Roderich likes this.
Roderich: Happy Valentine's Day!
Roderich: What are you doing here?
Elizabeta: Dammit! I thought I blocked you!
Elizabeta: GET OFF OR I'LL TELL LUDWIG!
Elizabeta has blocked Gilbert.
Gilbert has been banned from Facebook.
Roderich is getting ready for the March concert.
Elizabeta, Feliciano, and 3 others like this.
Elizabeta: Good luck, sweetie! I know you'll do well!
Roderich: Thank you!
Feliciano: I wanna go! How much are tickets?
Roderich: The prices start at 100.
Feliciano: Aw! I can't go!
Gil: I can take you! ^_^
Feliciano: Really? That'd be great!
Roderich: I thought I blocked you, Gilbert!
Gil: I'm not Gilbert! I'm Gil! Big difference.
Roderich poked Gil.
Elizabeta poked Gil.
Gil poked Roderich.
Gil poked Elizabeta.
Roderich has blocked Gil
Gil is really awesome today!
Arthur: Seriously, will you stop filling my inbox with your constant status updates? You're almost as bad as Alfred with his hero statuses!
Gil: But Alfred isn't as awesome as I am!
Arthur: LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!
Ivan: I don't mind them, Gilbert. :)
Gil: I THOUGHT I REJECTED YOUR FRIEND REQUEST!!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
Ivan: Oh, I just made Eduard hack into your account and make me your friend. :)
Arthur has broken his friendship with Gil.
Gil has broken his friendship with Ivan.
Gil is so much more awesome than Roderich!
Elizabeta: Pfft. You're pathetic.
Elizabeta: RODERICH IS SO MUCH AWESOMER THAN YOU GILBERT, AND YOU KNOW IT! YOU WILL NEVER BE AS AWESOME AS HIM! ACTUALLY, YOU FREAKING SUCK!
Gil: :( Now that's just mean.
Gil has blocked Elizabeta.
Elizabeta will be in Vienna for a few days! :)
Elizabeta has blocked Gil.
Gil has been banned from Facebook.
Roderich wants some chocolate cake.
Birdy: THEY SEE ME TROLLING! THEY HATING!
Birdy: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
Roderich: Hello, Gilbert.
Birdy: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Roderich: I hate pie. Cake is much better.
Ludwig: Gilbert, seriously, STOP IT! You might get this computer banned from Facebook!
Birdy: West, it's not my fault Ivan sent me a virus.
Ivan: Someone call me? :) :)
Birdy is waiting to get his awesome computer repaired because he's so awesome!
Birdy: ??? What?
Birdy: I still don't get it!
Birdy YAY! My computer's all clean!
Birdy: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!
Birdy His Awesomeness is getting his computer repaired...AGAIN! :-(
Elizabeta: Yay! It worked! :D
Birdy: I hate you...so much.
Birdy: I thought I blocked you!
Elizabeta: That was on your other account, idiot!
Birdy has blocked Elizabeta.
Birdy Okay! I've equipped my computer with all the latest anti-virus programs! Now nothing can stop me!
Roderich: If you're catching all these viruses, get a Mac, moron.
Eduard and Ivan like this.
Birdy: But Windows are more awesome, you stupid aristocrat!
Vash poked Birdy.
Vash: Then, DON'T CLICK ON EVERY SINGLE PAGE THAT YOU COME ACROSS, YOU IDIOT!
Birdy: WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEUTRAL!
Vash: It's only common sense, which you seem to lack.
Birdy: OMG! YOUR SO MEAN!!!!111111111
Birdy has blocked Roderich.
Birdy has blocked Vash.
Lizzie McGuire: OMG! HERE'S SOME PICTURE OF RODERICH GETTING BEAT UP! [link]
Birdy: WHAT THE HELL?!!!!1111 I'VE BEEN INFECTED AGAIN! :(W_*qhiu4g9
Roderich is sad.
Birdy likes this.
Elizabeta: What's wrong?
Roderich: They've canceled the Vienna Festival. :'( :'(
Elizabeta: Oh, Roderich!
Birdy: THAT'S AWESOME! I SHOULD GO TO VIENNA TO CELEBRATE!!! XDXDXDXDXD!!!111
Birdy is in an awesome mood!
Lizzie McGuire: OUAGEYILFBHJN:EFVIHKJNBUILYERUIY#UQHG^*#YIU$H#&T$u34y6t490u268814y173y12t4
Birdy: What the hell?
Lizzie McGuire poked Birdy
Lizzie McGuire: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!11111ONEONEONEELEVEN
Birdy: I hate your show!
Birdy poked Lizzie McGuire.
Lizzie McGuire: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Lizzie McGuire: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Birdy: I HATE YOUR SHOW!!11111
Lizzie McGuire: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Birdy: WHO ARE YOU!?!!?!??!1111111
Lizzie MacGuire: Your worst nightmare. ;)
Birdy has blocked Lizzie McGuire.
Roderich feels slightly better thanks to some Sachertorte! :)
Elizabeta: I see you liked my treat! :)
Roderich: It was very delicious! Thank you!
Elizabeta: You're welcome! *hugs*
Lizzie McGuire: adfgeb72uh27g5uho2i3h54u2ib5jkb2ugi45
Birdy: OH GREAT IT'S YOU!
Lizzie McGuire: YES! IT'S ME!!1111 :D
Birdy: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Lizzie McGuire: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Roderich is confused.
Roderich has blocked Birdy.
Roderich has reported Birdy
Later that day, Ludwig decided to go on Facebook to chat with Feliciano. However, when he tried to go to Facebook, this message appeared.
You are trying to access Facebook from an IP (Internet Protocol) address that has been associated with abusive behavior. You may request to have this block lifted from Facebook by contacting us below.
Gilbert was never allowed on Ludwig's computer ever again.