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How to Annoy Italy (Veneziano)
1. Take away his pasta until he cries.
2. Replace his pasta with Asian noodles and call it pasta.
3. Burn his pasta.
4. For dinner, give him Chef Boyardee.
5. Make him read Germany's magazines.
6. Pull his curl.
7. Actually, pull his curl slowly with a hot hair straightener.
8. Give him gelato soup (melted and warmed-up gelato) for dinner.
9. Take him to go see the Exorcist.
10. Take him to go see a marathon of slasher films on Halloween.
11. Take him to an anime convention wearing a maid outfit. Watch the hilarity ensue.
12. On March 17th, instead of celebrating his birthday, forget about it entirely and celebrate St. Patrick's Day instead.
13. Sign him up for boot camp for a whole summer.
14. Tell Romano that Veneziano loves him.
15. Make pizza with him. When it is about to be placed in the oven, dump all of the ingredients (tomato sauce, cheese, peppers, etc.) onto a slab of cardboard and bake it. Cut the cardboard into little triangles and serve!
1. Take away his pasta until he cries.
2. Replace his pasta with Asian noodles and call it pasta.
3. Burn his pasta.
4. For dinner, give him Chef Boyardee.
5. Make him read Germany's magazines.
6. Pull his curl.
7. Actually, pull his curl slowly with a hot hair straightener.
8. Give him gelato soup (melted and warmed-up gelato) for dinner.
9. Take him to go see the Exorcist.
10. Take him to go see a marathon of slasher films on Halloween.
11. Take him to an anime convention wearing a maid outfit. Watch the hilarity ensue.
12. On March 17th, instead of celebrating his birthday, forget about it entirely and celebrate St. Patrick's Day instead.
13. Sign him up for boot camp for a whole summer.
14. Tell Romano that Veneziano loves him.
15. Make pizza with him. When it is about to be placed in the oven, dump all of the ingredients (tomato sauce, cheese, peppers, etc.) onto a slab of cardboard and bake it. Cut the cardboard into little triangles and serve!
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100 Ways To Annoy Romano
100 Ways To Annoy Romano
1. Invite Germany over.
2. Give him a stink bomb and tell him it's a new grenade. That way, when he sticks the explosive end in his mouth, the stink bomb will explode on his face.
3. Pull his curl.
4. Call him cute.
5. Do step 4 and then poke his cheeks repetitively and proclaim he is blushing. Even if he isn't, his reaction will be to blush.
6. Tell him Germany made Italy pregnant.
7. Shove him into Spain and watch the fireworks.
8. Invite the Bad Touch Trio over for a party.
9. Steal all of his tomatoes.
10. Paint faces on all of his tomatoes and when h
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Dear Kraut, Macho Potato, Mr. Potato Head, Ludwig,
So, you and my stupid, little brother just celebrated your anniversary. What's it been now, almost a century or so? In human years that must be… two years? Congratu-fuckin'-lations. Look, I'm not gonna pretend that I'm all happy frickin' rainbows and shit about this, alright? My brother is just as stupid as he seems, so it took me a while to believe that something… might actually work out for him. Something like this anyway.
It kinda sucked for me in the beginning, you know. In fact, it still sucks for me. Its always, "Doitsu this. Ludwig that. Did you know that Ludi can fuckin' t
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"Vee, Doitsu! Doitsu, where are you?" Italy cried out, looking frantically from side to side. Usually he could find the German nation sitting in his office, working on important paperwork. At least, that was what Ludwig called it. Feliciano didn't like it when Ludwig had work to do- that always meant less time for fun things, and Feliciano thought Ludwig needed to relax more often. But now, Feliciano couldn't find his German companion, and he was getting worried. What if Ludwig left the house, leaving Feliciano alone? Feliciano didn't like being alone. He lost all motivation to do anything- even eating pasta- while he was alone. Glancing arou
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I'll do all of these on the same day. Italy annoys me to no extent.