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How to Annoy Italy (Veneziano)

1. Take away his pasta until he cries.

2. Replace his pasta with Asian noodles and call it pasta.

3. Burn his pasta.

4. For dinner, give him Chef Boyardee.

5. Make him read Germany's magazines.

6. Pull his curl.

7. Actually, pull his curl slowly with a hot hair straightener.

8. Give him gelato soup (melted and warmed-up gelato) for dinner.

9. Take him to go see the Exorcist.

10. Take him to go see a marathon of slasher films on Halloween.

11. Take him to an anime convention wearing a maid outfit. Watch the hilarity ensue.

12. On March 17th, instead of celebrating his birthday, forget about it entirely and celebrate St. Patrick's Day instead.

13. Sign him up for boot camp for a whole summer.

14. Tell Romano that Veneziano loves him.

15. Make pizza with him. When it is about to be placed in the oven, dump all of the ingredients (tomato sauce, cheese, peppers, etc.) onto a slab of cardboard and bake it. Cut the cardboard into little triangles and serve!
Another one of these. I don't really have much to say to this. I love pasta.


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Italy (c) Himaruya
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NekoYamamoto Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Soooo evil </3 I would never be able to do any of these to Italy.
I just want to luv Italy.
0-EmoLeopard-0 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So horrible... but so, so funny XD
AkxCat Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh man.poor Italy.XD
....the only one i would be able to do is put him in the maid outfit lol.all the others i would feel bad about.XD
Tsubasa1hiroge Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Number 7 is pure evil.. I like it!
Wolfgirl125 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I like # 12 that way we share the same b-day <3
lauramazo Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
email this to germany
moonwisp-of-hetalia Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Student General Artist
b nice to ita's curl.....I hear that it's important XP
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Italy :XD:
hetaliagirl15 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011
That's so mean lol especially about the horror flicks <3
MandyMullins2 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
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