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How to Annoy Italy (Veneziano)

1. Take away his pasta until he cries.

2. Replace his pasta with Asian noodles and call it pasta.

3. Burn his pasta.

4. For dinner, give him Chef Boyardee.

5. Make him read Germany's magazines.

6. Pull his curl.

7. Actually, pull his curl slowly with a hot hair straightener.

8. Give him gelato soup (melted and warmed-up gelato) for dinner.

9. Take him to go see the Exorcist.

10. Take him to go see a marathon of slasher films on Halloween.

11. Take him to an anime convention wearing a maid outfit. Watch the hilarity ensue.

12. On March 17th, instead of celebrating his birthday, forget about it entirely and celebrate St. Patrick's Day instead.

13. Sign him up for boot camp for a whole summer.

14. Tell Romano that Veneziano loves him.

15. Make pizza with him. When it is about to be placed in the oven, dump all of the ingredients (tomato sauce, cheese, peppers, etc.) onto a slab of cardboard and bake it. Cut the cardboard into little triangles and serve!
Another one of these. I don't really have much to say to this. I love pasta.

Prequels:

Austria:[link]
Prussia: [link]

Italy (c) Himaruya
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:iconnekoyamamoto:
NekoYamamoto Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Soooo evil </3 I would never be able to do any of these to Italy.
I just want to luv Italy.
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0-EmoLeopard-0 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So horrible... but so, so funny XD
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AkxCat Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh man.poor Italy.XD
....the only one i would be able to do is put him in the maid outfit lol.all the others i would feel bad about.XD
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Tsubasa1hiroge Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Number 7 is pure evil.. I like it!
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Wolfgirl125 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I like # 12 that way we share the same b-day <3
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lauramazo Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
email this to germany
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moonwisp-of-hetalia Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Student General Artist
b nice to ita's curl.....I hear that it's important XP
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Italy :XD:
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hetaliagirl15 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011
That's so mean lol especially about the horror flicks <3
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MandyMullins2 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
:rofl:
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ladyrandomm13 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011  Student
omigod this is hilarioussss
lolll pull his curl...with a hair straightner!!!! hahahaha
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sakana-hoshigaki Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010
lol i love all of it and thats just funny
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gypsygodess Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
plz make one of these 4 America! 1# tell him hamburgers r EXTEINCT! :rofl: that would be fuuny don't u agree?
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gypsygodess Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
u must HATE italy. :rofl:
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Cheergirl1000 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2010
definate ftw
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MadarasGirlfriend Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOLOL SO EPICCCC!!1
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Faol-Allaidh Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010
YAY! IKR?! :iconimhighplz:
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MadarasGirlfriend Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL YES!!!! I WOULD TOTALLY DO ALL OF THOSE TO HIM (if he existed lol)
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EniBelle Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2010
actually, I don't think he'd even be slightly bothered by wearing a maid's outfit or getting all the attention from fangirls at a con. :XD:
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mrbubbles8 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
epic i thought of one well reading

force feed him KD
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MagicalRicePudding Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
4 and 7 are my favorites. xD

I LOVE CHEF BOYARDEE LOLOL
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EveningOkami Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This is actually more of how to torture Italy
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Faol-Allaidh Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010
I've noticed that tends to happens when I write these things...<_< >_>
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PeachPuffs Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010
#7 XDDD Ouch...
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HetaliaFreak27 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010
D: Why do you do that to Italy!?!?! D:
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Faol-Allaidh Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010
:icononewithrussiaplz:
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Shadow--wolfie Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010
Hehe these are awesome apart from the fact that... I wouldn't be able to do any of these to him :< XD Apart from pulling his curl, that would be interesting...
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Faol-Allaidh Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010
Yeah, I'd feel too bad to do all this things to sweet Italy...

Well, except for the maid one...
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Shadow--wolfie Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010
Oh yeah that one would be good and hopefully wouldn't result in him bursting into tears or something. :D
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TakeMeOffYourShelf Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH MY GOODNESS I HAVE LITERALY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR E LAST 5 MINUTES!! especially love #5, #7, and #12 xD
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Summzer Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Last one=hilarity. xD
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Aru-08 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010
HAHAHAHA THE SAINT PATRICK DAY =D :XD:

This is so mean :cries:
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SuffocatingRomano Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010  Student General Artist
Nice!!
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:iconfaol-allaidh:
Faol-Allaidh Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010
:iconimhappyplz:
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SuffocatingRomano Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010  Student General Artist
Yay.
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Canine-Ninja Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010
i love the last one XD
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:iconfaol-allaidh:
Faol-Allaidh Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010
CARDBOARD PIZZA FTW!
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:iconcanine-ninja:
Canine-Ninja Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010
I KNOW
as long as im not the one eating it XD
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