APH - How to Annoy Austria

How to Annoy Austria

1. Hold his piano hostage. In order to get it back, he will have to listen to you playing Mozart and BUTCHERING IT!

2. Or by making him dress up like Lady GaGa.

3. After he gets his piano back, wait until he falls asleep and paint it pink. Afterwards, spraypaint "Prussia wuz here."

4. Send love letters to Prussia under his name.

5. Make him listen to Justin Bieber.

6. Make him listen to Hannah Montana.

7. Actually, just let him listen to pop music period!

8. When he does listen to it, tape his reaction and put it on YouTube.

9. Or give it to Prussia.

10. Tell him he's the worst piano player you've ever heard.

11. When it's his birthday, make him a delicious cake. When he is about to cut it open, take it away.

12. Or better yet, throw the cake in his face.

13. Follow him constantly. When he looks behind to see who it is, hide in a shrubbery.

14. Poke the mole on his face multiple times.

15. When he plays on his piano, tell him that something appears to be wrong with it. When he goes to sleep that night, go to his piano and destroy it (don't wake him up!). When he finds his love in ruins, say, "There! I fixed it!"