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How to Annoy Austria

1. Hold his piano hostage. In order to get it back, he will have to listen to you playing Mozart and BUTCHERING IT!

2. Or by making him dress up like Lady GaGa.

3. After he gets his piano back, wait until he falls asleep and paint it pink. Afterwards, spraypaint "Prussia wuz here."

4. Send love letters to Prussia under his name.

5. Make him listen to Justin Bieber.

6. Make him listen to Hannah Montana.

7. Actually, just let him listen to pop music period!

8. When he does listen to it, tape his reaction and put it on YouTube.

9. Or give it to Prussia.

10. Tell him he's the worst piano player you've ever heard.

11. When it's his birthday, make him a delicious cake. When he is about to cut it open, take it away.

12. Or better yet, throw the cake in his face.

13. Follow him constantly. When he looks behind to see who it is, hide in a shrubbery.

14. Poke the mole on his face multiple times.

15. When he plays on his piano, tell him that something appears to be wrong with it. When he goes to sleep that night, go to his piano and destroy it (don't wake him up!). When he finds his love in ruins, say, "There! I fixed it!"
EDIT: Over 200+ views and 30+ favs! Thank you so much, everyone! :hug:
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So yeah...I got really bored today. So, I began thinking of ways to annoy Austria from Hetalia. And this thing was spawned.

Austria (c) Himaruya
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:iconskaiblue:
skaiblue Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Student Filmographer
I will never take Austria seriously again!
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shadowlinkgirl Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
aww poor austria
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madasahatter14 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
If I use number 12 can I yell "Happy brith-day to your face!"? :3
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:iconmadasahatter14:
madasahatter14 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
Sorry couldn't resist. X3
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swedenfanatic117 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
XD CUTE!!

imhappyplz
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IdreamofEngland Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Student
Now we need: How NOT to annoy Austria
I love this ^^ then again, just LOOKING at Austria would annoy him!
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:iconneitoribasgirl:
NeitoRibasGirl Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Student General Artist
This would annoy me very much...>.>
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:icontsubasa1hiroge:
Tsubasa1hiroge Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Number 14 will get you rapedd... :iconimhappyplz:
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CanaricanPancakes Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
... poke it anyway. :iconprussiarapefaceplz:
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:iconbelledog101:
belledog101 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
THE SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconitachifangirl00:
itachifangirl00 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
XDDD or you could tug on mariazelle idk how to spell what he named his curl
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:iconlauramazo:
lauramazo Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
more plz
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:iconshadowedengima:
shadowedengima Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
you can annoy Austria by just standing there.
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:icondna-the-authoress:
DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011
AWWWWWWWW!!! Now Austria needs a hug....
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keepitcolorful Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011
I heard your Monty Python reference :D And wow I aughed so hard at this -- Luv you Roddy x3
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Deaththe-Kid-Fangirl Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
No butchering mozart won't help he will try to help thus no wait that's a good thing because he sits when he plays the piano so you can poke his mole <--- I found a weaknnes!
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AnimeLycan Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011  Student Digital Artist
16. Cuff him, Switzerland, and Prussia together. Put a very scary mask on Prussia and throw all three into a giant, sealable bag with the naked Italian brothers
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TheCanarianEmpire Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I would tell him that England made his cake XD
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconohyouplz:
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:iconthecanarianempire:
TheCanarianEmpire Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
That is, no offense to English people... I'm english myself so... yeah...
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I know =P
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DoNotTrustThisAngel Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Absolutely fantastic! I love the last one. :meow:
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:iconsakana-hoshigaki:
sakana-hoshigaki Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2011
i would do everything exsept #1
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:icongirridragon:
girridragon Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2011  Student Digital Artist
or we could just play whack-a-mole on his face, maybe even pull on that sticky-up spot in his hair.
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1LoveDrew Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Honestly, I'd rather dump icecream on his head--- something that's harder to wash out--- and not ruin his birthday cake. :meow: I wouldn't want to risk making him sad on his b-day by ruining his own cake.
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1LoveDrew Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!!! :XD: I'M TEMPTED TO FEATURE THIS ONE! Uhhh... Numbers 11 and 12 would tick anyone off, but still.... :XD:
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sakana-hoshigaki Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010
wow thats really funny:)
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animeyaoi888 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
ROFLMAO XD
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:iconxionluvsu:
XionLuvsU Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
XD!!!!
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:iconkarin-hikari:
karin-Hikari Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
11 and 14 are the most fucked up, but the most HILARIOUS ONES! XDD
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cuteeness89 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2010
I have another one...

16. Call him Australia accidentally/on purpose for a whole day!

That's cuz i always confuse Australia and Austria.
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Lizzilola Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have another one:

"After he bakes a cake, tell him how nice it smells. Then proceed to stuff it in your face with your hands. When you're done, brush yourself off and tell him it tasted like cat piss."
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spongelic Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010
Lol it's funnier 'cause his mole is the equivalent to the Italys hair curls >:D
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:icontsubasa1hiroge:
Tsubasa1hiroge Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
which is why one should touch it :iconpervymeplz:
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:iconfaol-allaidh:
Faol-Allaidh Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010
Yeah, it is. XD
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KaptinKate Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2010
i made one like this to, except its whath happens WHEN you tick austria off
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:iconnikki1000888:
Nikki1000888 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010
LOLOLOLOL
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:iconlakaline-aph:
Lakaline-APH Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010
Are you making any more? This is genious. I need to do these to him one day, if Gilbert doesn't kill me..
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:iconfaol-allaidh:
Faol-Allaidh Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010
Why yes! I already have one up for Gilbert [link] , and I'm working on one for Feliciano, Elizabeta, and Feliks.
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Lakaline-APH Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010
c: Yay~
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Neko442 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Jaja! Nice
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CHAiTEAMELODY Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is amazing. XD
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kanarichan Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010  Student General Artist
#'s 5 and 6 would kill me.......
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:iconfaol-allaidh:
Faol-Allaidh Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
Wear earplugs!
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:iconkanarichan:
kanarichan Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Student General Artist
xDD I dont have any! Dx oh noes!
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:iconfaol-allaidh:
Faol-Allaidh Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
Then grab your iPod/MP3 player/plug in earphones to your computer and turn your music to the highest volume to avoid exploding from awful music.
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:iconkanarichan:
kanarichan Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010  Student General Artist
xD thats better! xDD cuz it works...(I'll listen to England's Pub and GO! song....^^;)
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SnowyAngel14 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Student General Artist
*evil laugh* I could totally imagine Austria's face at the loss of his beautiful piano... This is awesome. You are amazing. Thank you!! X
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:iconhavishanta:
havishanta Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
Bahahaha! Wonderfully made! XD
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:iconfaol-allaidh:
Faol-Allaidh Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
Thanks! :)
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